i concede. i fold. your religion is right, my religion is wrong, and every other religion in the history of the world is wrong except yours. i dont'know how you managed to pick out that one religion out of all those others, that one belief and ethics system, that one set of myths and know them for absolute truth while scorning all the rest and giving them not a second ( or first ) thought.
your religion is so right, i bow down to it. what is your religion again?
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I'm glad you've seen the light.
Ooops, except my religion says all religious paths are valid as long as they aren't exclusionary.
That can't be right.
Never mind.
BTW; So far it's a religion of one. I venerate Canubis, the ancient Egyptian God of Mellow. And his ancient Greek not so great prophet, Mediocrates.
Ooops, except my religion says all religious paths are valid as long as they aren't exclusionary.
That can't be right.
Never mind.
BTW; So far it's a religion of one. I venerate Canubis, the ancient Egyptian God of Mellow. And his ancient Greek not so great prophet, Mediocrates.
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